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Something That Frustrates Me: We got to dress up as the main character
from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but we didn’t get that
game’s amazing mountain climbing system.
On that note, a missed opportunity for Breath of the Wild would be a Dovahkiin amiibo to give Link the Nordic iron set from Skyrim. 🤔
“Hey there! I’ve been waiting for you. Ta-da! It’s your present! Hurry up and open it! Are you kidding me? This is not a “bottle of some random liquid.” That’s just plain rude. I’ll have you know that we always serve this during the winter festival. Though, er…it does look a tad off. I’m not sure what I got wrong… It’s the thought that counts, though. Right? I just wanted to thank you for being such a great friend. Bottoms up, you say? Well…thanks! Er… How…is it? You don’t look so good… Somebody! Anybody! I need a staff! QUICK!“
-5★ Lissa: Pure Joy, after reaching level 40, Fire Emblem Heroes.
🤔💭 Welp Kiran, you’ve been unintentionally poisoned. Not exactly how you wanted to spend the rest of the winter festival. At least Lissa is trying to find a healing staff. I guess it could have been worse. The drink could have killed you and sent you straight to the Underworld and become the summoner and a tactician for Queen Hel herself. That would not be good for Askr.
“I studied the winter festival extensively so I could teach others about it. Heroes gather here from across the realms, and that means diverse value systems come together here, too. That said, I believe everyone can enjoy a festival. We all like having fun, no matter where we come from. My hope was that those who knew only war could smile, if even for just a moment. If that moment at the festival could reside in their hearts…nothing would make me happier.”
-5★ Cecilia: Festive Instructor, after reaching level 40, Fire Emblem Heroes.
In my world I’ve witnessed the tiny heart of a grumpy mountain hermit grew three times and a old man go from greedy businessman to a kind person with generosity bursting at the seams. If winter festival miracles can happen in my world, I’m sure they can happen here.
“I was just mulling over a plan. What plan? How to help my dear friend— that’s you—enjoy the winter festival. Well, first, you’re going to need a red outfit like mine. Then we’d decorate a tree and eat a huge feast. When it got late, we’d go around delivering presents… It’s hard to put presents next to everyone’s pillows without waking them up, you realize. We’re both tacticians, though, so I’m sure we could figure it out. In fact, maybe we should brainstorm some tactics before we begin. This is kind of exciting—a council of war! I’ve been looking forward to winter ever since I got here, you see… If I got my wish, I’d spend the winter festival with you for years to come!”
-5★ Robin: Festive Tactician, after reaching level 40, Fire Emblem Heroes.
Sounds like a plan! However, might I make a slight change? Would it be possible to get my outfit in green?
“Here for a chat? I appreciate that you braved the cold to come and find me, but spare a thought for your health. If you caught a cold, you wouldn’t be able to enjoy the winter celebrations. In Ylisse, we have a tradition… On the day of the winter festival, we give gifts to our family and our closest friends. Normally, I’d be giving out the gifts. But hear me out, no matter how odd this sounds… It seems to me that, ever since I arrived in Askr, it’s been you that’s been giving gifts to me. Does that make any sense? Gifts aren’t just things. You spend time with me. You’re by my side, cheering me on. You make me stronger. That…makes me happier than you can guess. I’m truly grateful. I’ll do what I can to do the same for you.”
-5★ Chrom: Gifted Leader, after reaching level 40, Fire Emblem Heroes.
Not a problem! I’m glad I’m able to help! Though out of curiosity, and I have my doubts that you have this item as this is from my world, but you wouldn’t happen to have a Red Ryder BB gun with my name on it in that sack of gifts, would you?
WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.
maswartz:
1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”
2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)
3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.
4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.
5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.
Welp, in roughly 12 or so hours, the reenactment of the Culling of Stratholme is gonna happen with Tumblr playing the role of the city and the staff being Arthas.
Anyway, I’m not going anywhere. I don’t host any adult content here nor do I host any adult content on my side blog so I’m not worried.
I don’t have any other fandom based social media outlets. However, I do have a Twitter. I mostly use it for mobile stuff and recently Nintendo Switch screenshots.
As for me, perhaps it’s my morbid fascination with fire, but I’m gonna stick around.